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From: "joe mama" <
@hotmail.com>
To: <thecaptain@captainforehead.com>
Subject: to captain foreskin
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 20:02:33 -0800
Why do you think you're cool? You're probably just some dude
that
stays in his house all day long doing nothing thinking about
what
to put on his crappy website. Your next log will probably be in
the porcelain thrown. Nobody really cares or looks at your
website,
and the people that do look at it are probably your close
relatives
and friends. I bet if you were in public and tried to say those
smart ass remarks, you would get your ass kicked by a very angry
tall 220 pound 25 year old. People like you need to learn what
hard work is. I bet you drink michelobe ultra light beer. Your
doctor probably rips you off and tells you to buy all these
pills
that you don’t need. When you go to a party, you think its
cool to play party games like sharades and crap like that. Ok
captain foreskin, im gonna log off now.
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The Captain chose not to respond to the awkward adolescent's evil envy of all that is longer than his phallic fear.