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"If
I talk to myself, people think I'm crazy,
but keep a journal and you're an
intellectual." - Captain Forehead
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SCORED!
A
crackhead ransacked a car, and
traded in some strange stuff to his
dealer. The dealer had no use for
some of the junk, so threw it in the
trash. The cops raided the dealer's
house and took the trash as
evidence. After the trash was
evidenced, the trash was discarded
again, but not before one of our
inside informants let us know there
were some of Captain Forehead's Warning stickers
for those who can't park! (Remember
the log entry?) The dumpster diving
paid off with a bunch Warning labels.
Want one? Give me your name and
address if you want one.
Thanks
to Joe, who will remain anonymous.
(Hope you kick the crack, dude.)
Remember,
if anyone asks where your sticker
came from, you know nothing!
Thanks
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Fundraiser!
Let's
get him a new something. Let's
get him back to the compound!
Let's have a fundraiser for the
Captain, and raise like $10
bucks or something.
- Justicular
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He's Back. We
need to keep him going.
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Captain Forehead's
Private Journal
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Index of
Past Entries
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That's right, the
Captain Forehead!
Some of you fellow
stalkers are slower than the Captain
on a cold day chasing the syrup
dripping from a maple tree, so you
may have missed the beginning. The
site has been stripped of the full
story: The
Beginning
Journal
If
you
want
to start from the 1st entry:
Captain
Forehead: Random Events
Noted During Descent into
Nothingness
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Check back often, as who
knows what the Captain has conjured?
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Captain Forehead
Vital's (What we think we know.)
| Age: |
- Old
enough to have wisdom, yet young
enough to not always use it and
just simply kick the crust out of
evil.
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| Occupation: |
- Renaissance
man.
- (Anything
for a buck. Send him a buck - hee
needs cash.)
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| Address: |
- Watch
your back, he's everywhere.
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| Favorite Color: |
- Deep,
dark red. No. Green, yeah, deep
dark green. No, wait, Uh, I'm not
really sure...
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| Details (Quirks): |
- Uncomfirmed
sources
state that he does not own a
phone, and is not reachable by
such.
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| Marital Status: |
- Unknown. (He appears to
adopt
abscond with families to travel
inconspicuously.)
- Little is known about
his personal life, or his true
identity, even by him.
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| Cape: |
- Unknown.
- We don't think so, but
there have been so few sightings,
and they are not consistent.
There's that picture, but were
hoping it's not him. (In an entry
long and not so ago, he makes reference to
a cape, but it appears it might be
allegorical.)
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| Sidekick: |
- Unknown. Numerous.
- There are rumors about a
guy named Izzy, but unconfirmed.
Also Twitch. There seem to be
quiet a few who have been
unwittingly used as sidekicks.
(You may have been used as a
sidekick, unknowingly,
unofficially. Think about it...)
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| Photos: |
None!
Please submit any photos you think may
be Captain Forehead to: archivist |
| Muscle Relaxant: |
For those of you who know
him, what's he mean when he says he's
smoking? |
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